Originally by: Michal Kaczev

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Edited by: Michal Kaczev on 05/04/2009 05:55:38
Today an ôEpic Dayö in Morsus Mihi historyà Earlier in the day ôweö referring to the DAM alliance had been camping M-O for a good period of time. After a few hours of pawning the meager forces of Morsus Mihi and pets we decided to take a rest and do our pirate duties of ransoming and making peoplesÆ lives a misery. Our scout in M-O, literally 2 minutes after our leave, spots Lipix (MM Avatar Pilot) in his Redeemer that warped to the gate BUT!! Got stuck in his Alliance mate's own drag bubble... instead of warping out Lipix stays cloaked in the vicinity of the bubbleà we go for the de-cloak and BAM! Point on Redeemer! After a short time of pew pewing we notice that a thorax and our small tackle wonÆt do the job so we call in for some heavier stuffà his tank begins to fail when the heavy support gets thereà fear of reinforcements coming from the jump bridge we try to hurry it up but no one arrives except a few battleships in which theyà wellà fail to kill usà BOOM Black Ops down! We politely ask Lipix to come and doomsday us but he refuses stating itÆs a ôWaste of Helium Isoàö OK have it your way. After a couple of hours of camping M-O on and off we see local rising a bit and well there is Lipix!! In what you ask?! Abaddon named Avatar! Classic! Outnumbered, we pulled back into Taisyà shortly after our FC says Lipix wants to ôtangoö so we grab our RR ships and head to face the mighty foe. Remind you that Morsus Mihi is NOT allowed to pew pew in low secà because well their masters tell them not to. Lipix is engaged on the M-O gate and then pops a cyno! Realizing that capitals are on the way we say ôScrew itö and keep on fighting due to the ô3ö PhobosÆ on the gate that jumped in from M-O. Archon, and Thantos jumps into us on a gate in Low Sec! Damn these guys love us :P after repping our BS that was getting primary we decide to warp out and save whoever we can since the carriers started repping the mighty foe ([ 2009.04.05 04:40:56 ] Lipix > big deal, carriers are in triage.) Due to the epic fail ô3ö PhobosÆ put a point on my raven only and the rest of my buddies warped out safelyà 2 carriers, BS Supprt, Tackle, and HICÆs but they only tackle 1! of our battleships. After the super SMACK ATTACK in Taisy Local we come to conclude that Morsus Mihi does not know how to use warp disruptors. We quickly scrambled to buy T1 and T2 disruptors (being kind) and began contracting them to the MM members in Taisy, also offering complementary pvp lessons on 'How To Tackle'... Next time that you or your friends visit Tribute donÆt be hesitant, warp off if you encounter too much blobage, becuase most likely they donÆt have a point on youà Obviously Morsus Mihi defies their leader by pew pewing in low sec! Darn Pirates! AND! sitting in Tribute while their gallant brothers fight the GBC down South.

Still waiting Lipix! Stayed tuned for when Lipix brings the heat!

Michal Kaczev
Random Pirate

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